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Espresso Martini

Picture it, London, 1981. A Super Model walks into a bar and requests a cocktail that will both “wake me up, then f*ck me up.” The bartender obliges and the first Espresso Martini is served. DISCLAIMER: This origin story is actually true.

Spicy Margarita

Picture it, Tijuana, 1938. Local Lucha star Margarita The Mauler, unsatisfied with her post match cocktail sends it back and demands something with more kick. Inspired, the bartender creates the first Spicy Margarita. DISCLAIMER: This story is completely fabricated and should never be used in an argument regarding the origins of this beverage.

Moscow Mule

Picture it, Moscow, 1922. Local startender Ivan Ivanovich Is drunk on vodka when he sees a mule grazing on Egyptian ginger in Red Square. Fireworks go off in his head and the Moscow Mule is born. DISCLAIMER: This story is completely fabricated and should never be used in an argument regarding the origins of this cocktail.